You know you've been in the theatre too much when... 

• "Q" is not just a letter. 

• You're off when everyone else is working. 

• You know more than one theory for the origin of the name "green room." 

• You say "break a leg" to friends en route to job interviews or weddings rather than "good luck." 

• You can only read from a light that is blue. 

• You consider the red part of the stoplight the "standby." 

• You can't remember what daylight looks like. 

• 95% of your wardrobe is black. 

• You watch the Super Bowl waiting for intermission, not half-time. 

• You tell more stories of what went wrong on shows you've done than what went smoothly. 

• You start wondering what it feels like to be a prop. 

• You know anything can be fixed with duct tape, a sharpie, and a safety pin. 

• Your diet consists of fast food, Mountain Dew and anything you can steal off the props table. 

• Your Halloween costume in some way utilizes duct tape and glow tape. 

• You insist on spelling "theatre" with an "re" not an "er." 

• "Practical" and "flat" are nouns. 

• Instead of saying that you're leaving, you say you're exiting. 

• At home, you "strike" the dishes in your kitchen.